Rant from a more innocent time

Remember when getting your ding-a-ling sucked by an intern was the paragon of executive level malfeasance?

Damn, those were the days. I'm getting teary-eyed just thinking about it.

Professor Pan rant from a more civilized era.

Ah, fuck all this political shit. Rick Springfield has a new album out! And don't miss the kickin' flash intro!